{"id":2657,"date":"2020-11-01T01:01:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-01T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/library.iiap.res.in\/collaborate\/?p=2657"},"modified":"2024-11-23T07:06:44","modified_gmt":"2024-11-23T07:06:44","slug":"storm-in-a-tea-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.iiap.res.in\/collaborate\/?p=2657","title":{"rendered":"Storm In A Tea Cup"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

U S Kamath<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Professor entered the Director\u2019s office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHave a seat,\u201d the Director said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Director was browsing through the report, his report.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The office boy placed a cup of tea on the coaster. It was the same tea available in the canteen but served in a big, white cup. He began sipping the tea. In this ambience, the tea tasted a lot better than in the canteen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tea and coffee had been priced at 2 rupees in the canteen since long, adding its bit to the ballooning subsidy burden that was eating into the budget for science. He was appointed as the one-man committee to suggest a revised price.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He had attacked the problem in a thoroughly scientific way. It was a multidisciplinary study \u2013 the moving average price of coffee powder, tea leaves, sugar and milk relative to their proportions in a cup… in cities comparable in population… fluctuations in the LPG refill prices… prices in the canteen scaled to the average pay of Class IV employees in the institute adjusted for consumer price inflation… effects of the pay commission hikes taking into account the delays in payment of arrears… estimated losses due to spillage, spoilage, over-production… regressions, chi-squares tests, high-order polynomial fits, simulations had been rigorously employed. Thus, the revised calculation had given 4 rupees 42 paise. It was an objective, data-driven report that would have made anyone reach the same conclusion except for the recommendation part. It was here that the Professor had used his subjective, humane side and presented cogent arguments to bring the price down to 4 rupees. This exploration covered sociology, economics, history, tradition and health. He was particularly proud of this section in the report. In his own small way, he had answered a perennial question, \u201cWhat is the practical use of astrophysics to society?\u201d As an added bonus, his paper, Economic and socio-cultural aspects of tea\/coffee-drinking in an astrophysics institute and its effects on scientific productivity<\/em>, submitted to the Indian Journal of Contemporary Science and Modern Culture<\/em>, was under review. He smiled to himself.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Chaay Tapri (Tea Stall) Watercolors Artist: Medha Atre Kulkarni<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

\u201cThank you, Professor. This will be very useful,\u201d said the Director.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This was the signal that the meeting was over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That afternoon, the office order for the revised prices was displayed on the notice boards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Professor was in his chair, shivering, staring at the bolted door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cProfessor murdabad<\/em> ! Union zindabad<\/em> !\u201d shouted the crowd, banging on the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The members of the employees\u2019 union were evidently furious. He was unable to understand why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The President and Secretary of the union went to the nearby tea-stall. It was a push-cart perched on a closed drain that doubled as a footpath. The vendor placed two thumb-sized plastic cups of tea and a cigarette on the counter. They lifted the cups gingerly. The tea got over in two sips. The cigarette took longer to finish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRidiculous,\u201d said the President. \u201cFive rupees for canteen tea!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Secretary shook his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They gave twenty rupees to the vendor and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

THE END<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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About the author<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

U S Kamath<\/strong> is an Associate Professor at the
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